【读遍世界◑ 幽默小品】A Tough Teacher

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发表于:2014-04-28 13:00 [只看楼主] [划词开启]


  

 

1、A Tough Teacher强悍的老师

A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. 
On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class. Stepping confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible. 

Just then, a strong breeze made his tie flap. Trying to fix the tie , he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through his tie into his chest.

我有一位作教师的朋友弄伤了他的背,因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。

开学的第一天,他的身上还穿着石膏罩。他被分派教最不守纪律的班级。他很自信的步入乱哄哄的教室,把窗子尽可能大的打开。

就在这时,一阵强风把他的领带吹得飘起来。为了固定领带,他拿起黑板擦把一个大头钉透过领带砸入他的胸膛。那学期在他的课上,没有不守纪律的。

 

2、Six or Twelve?六还是十二?
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A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, six please,” said the blonde. “I don‘t think I could ever eat twelve.”
一位金发女郎走进一家比萨店,她说想要一个中比萨,店员问她希望把比萨切成六块还是十二块。“噢,天啊,请帮我切成六块。”女郎说,“我可不认为我能吃得下十二块比萨。”


 

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阅读,不只“阅”还得“读”,今天就让我们来动动嘴吧,跟着音频模仿一段,欢迎大家提交跟读音频哦,任选一遍即可。


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