【读遍世界◑ 幽默小品】It worked

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发表于:2014-05-03 13:00 [只看楼主] [划词开启]


  

 

1、It worked 真的有效


Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. 
So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. 

Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

"Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"

"That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"

Tom早上老起不来,所以上班总是迟到。他的老板非常生气,警告他如果他不能有所改善的话就炒他的鱿鱼。

于是,Tom去看医生,医生给了他一颗药丸并告诉他要在睡觉前服下这颗药。

Tom照医生的话做了,睡得非常之好,事实上,他在早上闹钟响之前就起来了。Tom从容不迫地吃完早餐,然后兴高采烈地开车上班去了。

“老板”,Tom说,“那药真管用,我的睡眠好极了!”

“是够管用的,”老板说,“问题是,昨天你人哪去了”?


 

2、Looking for A Companion 找个伴侣

A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "
Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

一个单身汉要电脑为他找个完美的伴侣:“我要找一个娇小可爱的、喜爱水上运动又喜欢群体活动的伴侣。”

得到的回答是:“娶一只企鹅吧。”



 

 读 后 练 习


阅读,不只“阅”还得“读”,今天就让我们来动动嘴吧,跟着音频模仿一段,欢迎大家提交跟读音频哦,任选一遍即可。


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