Ted dated a girl, Natalie, three years ago and quickly got annoyed by some of her antics. Therefore he broke up with her, leaving a message on her answering machine on her birthday. His blamed his behavior on his immaturity and after being forgiven by Natalie they end up getting back together. Robin meanwhile realizes that no one is interested in her show and plans to do or say crazy things which Barney dares her to.
Did you know?
Anne Dudek plays Natalie, a girlfriend that Ted broke up with on her birthday. InFriends: The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss (2003), Anne Dudek plays Precious, a girlfriend of Mike who also split up with her on her birthday.
Natalie: [Ted just broke up with Natalie] I'm not the one for you?
Ted: I'm sorry. I just thought the mature thing to do...
Natalie: It's my birthday!
Ted: Yes, I know I didn't mean to...
Natalie: It's my birthday, and you're telling me I'm not the one for you?
Ted: It's really not such a big deal. I mean it's the odds. It's like you lost the lottery.
Natalie: Oh, so dating you is like winning the lottery?
Ted: No, no, no. I didn't mean that.
Natalie: So what's the problem?
Ted: It's... I can't explain it.
Ted: It's... ineffable.
Natalie: I'm not "F-able"?
Barney: [after Robin refuses to say 'booger' on the news] What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news: old people, babies, monkeys. That's not journalism. That's just things in a diaper.
fluff pieces 又出现了！
That's just things in a diaper. 这句比直接说shit更惨呢。