Tim:So how was the cinema for you two love birds?
Alice:How many times do I have to say this - that wasn't a date!
Tim:Whoa, easy tiger! Hey this'll put a smile on your face. Guess who our landlord is?
Alice:How should I know? We give the money to Helen and she always sends off the cheque.
Go on, guess.
Alice:Tom Cruise, the man in the moon, no idea!
Tim:It's Helen's dad!
Alice:Helen's dad! No way! Why would she keep that a secret?
Helen:I'm just putting the kettle on. Anyone fancy a cuppa?