【看懂了会笑喷==!】各种奇葩句子。。你能找到它们都病在哪里吗?

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发表于:2012-12-10 14:36 [只看楼主] [划词开启]

1. "Chinese people use trees as chopsticks."


2. "I think environmantal protection is essential but not so important." 


3. "Without electricity, the world would become so dark that a person could not even see a hand in front of his face." 


4. "Watching TV is convenient and people can avoid traffic jam." 


5. "I like writing because it is good for your health."


6. "My grandmother is 98 years old so she is very pure." 


7. "As we all know, every advantage has its disadvantage." 


8. "The rate of net-cheating has boomed by 1.27% in the past 2 years." 


9. "Modern ways of life brings people some healthy diseases." 


10. "My father is a photograph......" 


11. "The data is very astonished!" 


12. "At that time, I was studied at university." 


13. "Traveling can enlarge our eyesight." 


14. "Today, more and more people are getting old." 


15. ——"Are you a student or are you working now?"

      ——"Oh, in my opinion, I am a student."


16. "You need some skills, such as a partner, to play table tennis."


17. "China is a big country, so we have four seasons." 


18. "My boyfriend doesn't fit me."


19. "To be my friend, you must be like animal !" 


20. "Most Chinese people live in the north,south,east,and west of China." 


21. "I go shopping for sports equipment. For example, I bought a cat yesterday." 


22. "She is a good person, because I know her father." 


23. "As we all know, every corn has its two size!" 


24. "I study in a computer."


25. "I want to go to America to learn hotel management so I can take this IELTS test." 


26. "I live in a small city, so it has poor education."


27. "I come from a small village-Xi'an." 


28. "As we all know, people can't live without life."


29. "Dancing is an indispensable part of people's lives."


30. "Young people don't like old buildings because old people go there."


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