2014.03.04【英译中】Woman Confusingly Tells Area Man She’s Not Interested In Him

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原地址:http://www.theonion.com/articles/woman-confusingly-tells-area-man-shes-not-interest,34984/?ref=auto


MODESTO, CA—Evidently undertaking the next maneuver in her endless series of bewildering mind games, infinitely perplexing woman Haley Mueller cryptically told Pete Summers Friday evening that she wasn’t interested in dating him. “She keeps sending these weird text messages that say she wants me to stop calling her,” said Summers, who clarified that he’s tired of trying to interpret what it means when she walks away from him at parties after telling him she never wants to see or speak to him ever again. “She needs to make up her mind and tell me what she wants so we can get on with our lives, for Christ’s sake. What does ‘I have a serious boyfriend’ even mean?” As of press time, Summers had sent a worried text asking Mueller if she was feeling okay or if she wanted to meet up for coffee and talk.


星期五晚,令人无限费解的海莉米勒女士含义隐秘地告知皮特萨默斯她对同他约会毫无兴趣,显然进入到了她令人眼花缭乱并且永无止尽的心理游戏的新一层操作阶段。萨默斯说:“她不停给我发这些怪怪的文字短信,说不要让我再打电话给她了。”萨默斯说,他已经厌倦去百般理解她在各种聚会上告诉他她再也、再也不想看到他或者再跟他说话然后一走了之是什么意思了。“她想清楚说清楚她想什么,这样我们两人才能继续彼此各自的生活啊老天。那句我现在有个认真的男朋友是个毛意思?”介于时间紧迫,萨默斯给米勒发了条困恼的短信,问她是否无恙,是否想出来见个面喝个咖啡聊聊。



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