2014.03.13【英译中】18件每位家长都会偷偷做的事~

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18 Things Every Parent Secretly Does

18件每位家长都会偷偷做的事~

1. Chow down on junk food after the kids are asleep.

等孩子睡后,狂吃垃圾食品

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2. Find the members of The Fresh Beat Band attractive.

注:The Fresh Beat Band是个乐队~我不知道这是个什么梗


发觉The Fresh Beat 乐队的成员很赞

Find the members of The Fresh Beat Band attractive.

3. Tell your own “abridged” version of a bedtime story.

讲述删减版故事作为睡前读物


“So there’s these three pigs…” 

有三只小猪

turns page翻页

 “And they all built houses, but only one was strong…”

它们都建了房子,但只有一个是坚固的 

turns page 翻页

“Then a wolf blew down the houses except for the strong one…” 

然后一只狼吹倒了其他房子,除了坚固的那个。

turns page 翻页

“The end! Now go to sleep.”

结束了!好了,该睡了!


4. Order your toddler food at a restaurant just so you can get a little mac ‘n’ cheese.

在餐厅点婴儿食品,可以得到一点奶酪通心粉


注:Mac'n Cheese全称为Macaroni and Cheese


5. Check your email when playing hide and seek.

在(跟孩子)玩捉迷藏的时候查收邮件


“Ready or not here I come!” 

躲好了吗~我来啦!

opens email 开邮箱

“Wow! You must’ve really found a great hiding place!” 

哇~你真的是藏到了一个好地方啊~

opens new email 打开新邮件

“I can’t find you anywhere!” 

我都找不到你藏在哪里了~

types quick response 

快速回复邮件


6. Let your kids watch a “double feature” because you desperately need a break.

注:‘Double feature’指同时放映两部独立(stand-alone)长片


让孩子连看两部动画长片,因为你真的急需好好休息一下


7. “Lose” a toy.

“遗失” 玩具




8. Steal candy from waiting rooms to give to your kids.

从候客室偷拿糖果给自己的孩子



“Thanks, Mom!” “Don’t thank me, honey. Thank Dr. Feingold.”

谢谢老妈!

别谢我宝贝,要谢谢Dr. Feingold


【注:我很想知道Dr. Feingold和糖果的梗


9. Replace a dead fish without telling your kid.

将已死的金鱼偷偷处理掉,不告知孩子。



10. Lie about your kid’s age to get free kid admission.

谎报孩子的年龄以获得儿童入场免费的福利


“Really, sir? She’s 3? Because she looks like she’s in grade school.” “Nope! She’s just big for her age! Really freakishly big.”

“真的先生?她才3岁?她看起来已经读小学。”

“不!她只是看起来大过实际年龄!真是出奇的老成

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11. Use your kid to get out of doing something.

派孩子出门办事



图片单词注解:

pathetic


[英][pəˈθetɪk][美][pəˈθɛtɪk]

adj.令人同情的,可怜的; 又笨又可怜的,无价值的; 荡气回肠; 



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12. Forget the name of one of your kid’s friend’s parents.

忘记孩子朋友家长的名字


“Hey, there’s Billy’s dad.” “Oh, yeah. What’s his name again?” “I was hoping you’d know.”

“那是比利的爸爸

“哦~是的,他名字叫什么了?

“(告诉过你)我以为你能记住

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13. Leave a dirty diaper somewhere you shouldn’t.

你不应该乱放脏尿布

14. Tell your kid a boldface lie.

跟孩子睁眼说瞎话


“I’m afraid Toys ‘R’ Us is closed today. You know what else is closed? The ice cream shop and the park. Tough luck, kid.”

我很抱歉玩具反斗城今天不营业了,你知道还有其他的店也关门了吗?比如冰激凌店和公园。宝贝~我们运气不好。

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15. Let your kids wipe their hands on your pants.

让孩子在裤子上把手擦干

16. Talk the ear off the cable guy, mailman, or any other adult who visits your house.

你会对那些上门拜访的有线电视修理工,邮差,或是其他成年人喋喋不休


This is what happens when you spend all day alone with a child.

这个情况会在你一个人带了一天的孩子的时候发生

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17. Say something your kid wants to do is illegal.

告诉孩子有些他们想做的事情其实是违法的

18. Try breast milk.

试试母乳的味道


You know you did.

你知道你会做的!

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实际应该有27件。翻译完并发布的时候说有敏感字符,直接把我编辑的内容全部清空!

累觉不爱了……





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