2014.03.20【英译中】Her 18 unspeakable secrets 女人不能说的18个“秘密”

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发表于:2014-03-20 12:38 [只看楼主] [划词开启]

Her 18 unspeakable secrets

女人不能说的18个“秘密”

1.Women especially love a bargain.

女人热衷购买便宜货。

2.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

女人喜欢去商店,她们认为那里是世界上她们唯一能控制的地方。

3.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

女人喜欢聊天,沉默会威胁她们和让她们感到需要去填满,即使她们没什么可说的。

4.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.

女人需要感受到一些人不如自己。

5.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

女人讨厌虫子,当看到蜘蛛和黄蜂时,就算是一个意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身边。

6.Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

女人常常喜欢结伴去公共卫生间,那里给了她们一个八卦的好机会。

7.Women think all beer is the same.

女人认为所有的啤酒都是一个味。

8.Women don' understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

女人体会不到体育节目的乐趣,男人寻找娱乐是为了逃避现实,女人寻找娱乐是为了提醒她们现实有多糟糕。

9.Women are paid less than men, except for one field :Modeling.

女人一般赚的比男的少,除了一个职业——模特。

10.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they drive car themselves.

女人对车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。

11.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girl friend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours。

女人喜欢电话聊天。一个女人去拜访她的朋友两周时间,回家后,她可以与这个朋友电话聊天三个小时。

12.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,"How do I look?"

在“我看上去怎样?”这个问题上,女人不想得到诚实的回答。

13."Oh,nothing,"has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language。

“哦,没什么。”这句话在女人和男人的字典里完全不同。

14.All women will say that they are overweight, but don't agree with them about it.

所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别认同此观点。

15.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.

面对超速行驶的罚单,撅嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。

16.Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary.

女人不会真的注意幽默的男人,尽管她们声称幽默很重要。

17.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch men checking out other women.

女人会花费很多时间穿着打扮,她们会出去花费很多时间审视其他女人的装扮,男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。

18.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.

最让人尴尬的是在一个正式场合,女人看到其他女人与自己穿着同样的衣服。

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