2014.06.30【中翻英】和主人的十个约定-Chap 1 (后半)

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2014.06.30【中翻英】和主人的十个约定-Chap 1 (前半)





也不知道陈磊死透了没,应该是死透了吧——老子这辈子也没这么勇敢过,好不容易鼓起勇气了一回,还是对准他那脏兮兮黑黢黢的心脏扎的……恩,学了两年的医,用了吃奶的劲儿,最后那些在大学里拼死拼活熬更打夜记下来的知识,也就做出这点儿贡献了——

 

God knows whether Lee’s dead or not-- should be though. It’s the biggest thing that I’ve ever done in my life! The only time that I manned myself, was to stab into his black and dirty heart… ummm, counting two years of studying medicine, and all my strength, only contributed to this little.

 

等等,这么一算……卧槽,亏大了!早知道有今天,我他妈当年高三那时候为啥还把自己学成除了看书啥也不会的傻X啊?

 

Hang on, then… sh*t what a big loss! Then what were my efforts in the final year of high school for? Becoming such a stubborn, who knew nothing but to study?

 

阮向远郁闷地动了动,正抬手想推开“棺材”告诉外面的人别忙活了他大爷光荣地死而复生了,当手伸长了想去够棺材板儿时,手上软绵绵的触感却让他感觉到……哪里不对。

 

Ruan moves his body with gloominess. The moment that he tries to stretch his arm and push the cover above aside and tell the guys outside that he’s alive and stop wasting their time, the soft touch reminds him of …something wrong.

 

“嗷呜?”

 

“Aww?”

 

哪里不对呢?

 

What’s wrong?

 

……等等,我死了几天了?怎么就像小说里的千年大粽子似的,满手毛茸茸啊?

 

… hang on, have I been dead for a few days? Why are my hands so furry, just like zombies that died for thousands of years, as those novels described?

 

“嗷呜?”

 

“Aww?”

 

究竟是……哪里不对呢?

 

Then what on earth… is going wrong?

 

恩,毛茸茸就算了,手心还带肉垫呢。

 

Yep, there’s nothing bad with furry, I’ve got paws, see?

 

……等等,不好意思,等等。

 

…wait, sorry, hang on.

 

刚刚他说了啥来着?

 

What did he said?

 

嗷呜?

 

AWW?

 

嗷呜什么嗷呜?…………………

 

WTH is aww?............................

 

没关系,冷静一下,让我们再来一次——观音菩萨姐姐您千万保佑,上帝老大爷您也别玩儿了,我要说人话……请务必让我,说人话。

 

It’s fine. Take it easy. Let’s have another go. God bless me! Please stop teasing me. I want to speak human language… Please! Let me speak like a human.

 

阮向远张嘴,深呼吸,吐气,声带振动——

 

Ruan opens his mouth, takes a deep breath, breath in and out, vibrates his vocal cord--

 

“嗷呜呜!!——呜………………………………………………呜…………………………”

 

“Aww!!—awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww………………………………..”

 

阮向远,享龄二十岁,尚未入土为安。

 

Xiangyuan Ruan, dead at his twentieth, still not laid to rest yet.

 

目前位置:未知纸盒里。

 

Location at present: an unknown paper box.

 

身份:不祥。

 

Identity: unknown.

 

阮向远吭哧吭哧地爬起来,面瘫着脸淡定地假装自己没看见手指缝里的毛茸茸和手掌心鼓出来的小肉球,他伸“手”,扒开自己同样毛茸茸的胖腿,感觉自己的脑袋上的啥玩意动了动耷拉了下来,然后,阮向远看见了自己的小叽叽。

 

Ruan takes a long time to pick himself up, managing to ignore his furry fingers and the paws with a poker face, stretching his “hands” to push his furry and chubby legs, with something on his heads moving down. Then, he saw his d&*k.

 

粉嫩粉嫩的。

 

Rosy and delicate.

 

前面还有一戳毛。

 

With a tuft of fur on the top.

 

呵呵,公的。

 

Alright, I’m a male.

 

玉皇大帝拿走了老子的钱,拿走了老子的人生,拿走了老子的一切,好歹,把小叽叽留给了老子。

 

God took my money, my life, and my all away. However, he left me with my d*#k.

 

“嗷呜呜呜呜呜!”

 

“Awwwwwww!”

 

    纸盒子中,手软脚软耳朵软的某犬科动物重重倒下,定格着躺倒的完美姿势,少年狗崽子心头满满只剩下四个大字:

妈蛋,完了。

 

In the paper box, the flabby puppy fall down, freezing himself there, and all there in his mind is:

Sh*t, I’m done. 





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