2014.5.31【中译英】笑话四则

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发表于:2014-05-31 22:29 [只看楼主] [划词开启]

今天看到十岁的侄子的QQ签名:所谓放假,不过是换个地方写作业。

Today I saw what my nephew wrote in his QQ signature:Holiday just means writing homework in a different location.

老公最近迷上了网友,各种废寝忘食。好言相劝,威逼色诱……这些我都没有做,我只在他网友的同时缓缓打开淘宝,他玩多久我就淘多久。

Recently, my husband was so crazy about network games that even refused to eat or sleep. Neither did I use fine words to advice him nor did I threatened or tempted by sex. While he was playing, I just sat nearby and shopped on the www.taobao.com.I spent the same time on on-line shipping as he played games.

现在他没事就乖乖陪我看电视,坐的可端正了。哼,跟我斗!Now, if he has nothing to do, he will accompany me to watch TV, with upright position. What a well-behaved man. SorryI’m the winner!

老婆非常温柔地问老公:“亲爱的,你想吃柚子还是想吃芒果?”My daring, shaddock or mango,which one do you prefer?The wife asks in a tender voice.

老公答到:“你不用兜圈子了,下次你直接问‘老公,你是想去剥柚子皮还是想去切芒果’就好了。”The husband answers“ Say away! Next time you just need to ask directly like this ‘Daring, do you like flaying the peel of shaddock or cutting the mango?”

宝宝问:“妈妈,我们晚上吃什么?”妈妈说:“我们晚上吃牛肉好不好?红烧的哦!”The little baby asked:“Mom, what can we have for dinner?Mother answered:“We will have beef tonight. The braised beef, do you like it?

然后宝宝就哭了:“你又坑我!我不吃方便面。”Then the baby cried :“ You cheat me again! I won’t have any instant noodles any more.”

爸爸刚开刀不久,妈妈不让他抽烟。Mother didn’t allow father to smoke after his recent surgery operation.一天,我和爸爸在看电视,他偷偷拿出一根烟点起来,突然有开门的声音,这是我妈回来的节奏啊!One day, father and I were watching TV, he secretly took out a cigarette and lightened it, at this moment,the door was suddenly opened and there must be my mother。

我爸很快速地把烟送到我嘴里,我妈正好开门进来。My father swiftly sucked the cigarette into my mouth while mother was just coming in.

然后我爸就开始义正词严地数落我:“ 小小年纪就抽烟,你想气死我吗?”Then, my father nagged at me with justice:“ How dare you smoke in such a young age. You want to piss me off



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