2014.06.04【英译中】How insane your ex was?19句

雪梦琳 (Jocelyn) 路人甲
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发表于:2014-06-04 22:13 [只看楼主] [划词开启]

How insane your ex was?

你的前任有多脑残?


We've all got a crazy ex, and sharing stories about how insane they were is one of life's great joys.

我们都曾经有个疯狂的前任,分享前任那些年前任做过的脑残囧事,是人生中一大乐趣。


We've compiled the worst of the worst below. They're so bad, you might even begin to think your ex was relatively sane in comparison.

我们整理了一些脑残前任的恶心故事。他们太糟糕了,相比之下,你可能会觉得自己的前任相当正常。


1. "He left me stranded 1, 000 miles away from home inTexaswhile he went toArizonaand called me to tell me he's leaving me for his step-sister."

1、“当时他正要去亚利桑那州,他把我留在离家千里之外的德克萨斯州。他打电话说他分手的原因是他要跟继母的女儿在一起。”


2. "I left for a week to LA and when I came home he dumped me via text message. Totally unexplained and he had just called me that morning telling me he loved me and was so happy to see me again soon. Two days later he released a song about how he dumped me."

2、“我在洛杉矶呆了一个星期,当我回家之后他发了一个短信甩了我。完全没有任何解释,他今天早上刚刚打电话告诉我他爱我,很高兴马上可以看到我。两天后,他发布了一首新歌,内容就是关于他是怎样甩掉我的。”


3. "While we were still dating, my ex decided to take a drunken joyride in my truck without me knowing. She crashed it into a tree, totaled the truck but she was completely fine. The worst part? She was going to the guy she'd been cheating on me with."

3、“当我们还在交往时,烂醉的前任曾瞒着我开了我的卡车去兜风。她撞到了一棵树,车报废了,但是她没受伤。最糟糕的部分呢?是她想要去见的那个人,是她一直交往的另一个男友。”


4. "She posted a listing about me on Craigslist in the male seeking male section. She gave my phone number."

4、“她在克雷格列表网站的一个寻找男同板块上发布了一个关于我的信息,留下了我的电话。”


5. He dumped the contents of an outdoor trashcan (including the nasty water in the bottom) into my trunk. It took months to get the smell out.

5、他把公共垃圾桶里的全部垃圾(包括垃圾桶底部的脏水)倒在我的卡车里。这味道好几个月才散干净。


6. "She would steal $20 bills from my wallet at night. I finally had to set up a sting operation to catch her. As soon as I did the one year relationship was over."

6、她有天晚上从我的钱包里偷走20美元。我设圈套逮住她。自那以后,我们的关系也走到尽头。


7. She changed the password on her Netflix so I couldn't use it for free anymore. Like, what kind of person does that?

7、她修改了我的上网密码以至于我不能免费使用网络。什么样的人会做这样的事情?

最后编辑于:2014-06-08 20:08
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