恋爱必读:男女英语大不同!

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发表于:2015-02-02 09:05 [只看楼主] [划词开启]

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当双方说同一句话但背后的意思可是完全不同的意思。

下面就来解读一下咯,恋爱中的男女必看哦。


WOMEN'S ENGLISH

当说这些时,女生想表达的是

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to do that

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I want something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me



MEN'S ENGLISH

当说这些时,男生想表达的是

I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

I'm tired = I'm tired

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

Nice dress! = Nice tits!

You look tense = I want to fondle you

What's wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time?

What's wrong? = I'm guessing sex is out of the question

I'm bored = Would you like to fuck?

I love you = I'd like to fuck right now

I love you, too = I really want to fuck

Let's talk = I'd like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to sex

Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you


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看看女生的闺蜜和男生的哥们有什么差别:

A woman came home and her husband asked her "Where were you last night?"

老婆回到家,老公问:“昨晚你去哪儿了?”

So she lied: "I was out with a friend and I slept over at her house"

老婆撒谎:“和一个朋友出去玩,睡她家了。”

So the man called ten of her best friends and all of them told him that his wife didn't spend the night at their house.

老公挨个打了她10个闺蜜的电话,全都说他老婆没睡在她们家。

A few days later, the man comes home and his wife asks him "Where were you last night?"

几天后,老公回家时老婆问:“昨晚你去哪儿了?”

So he lied: "I was out with a friend and I slept over at his house"

老公撒谎:“和一个朋友出去玩,睡他家了。”

So the woman called ten of his best friends - 7 of them told her that he had indeed stayed over with them, 2 of them told her that he was in fact still there at their house and the last one said "Hello Darling, sorry for not calling you earlier!"

于是老婆打给了他10个哥们——7个说“嫂子你放心,他确实睡我家”,2个说“是是是,他现在还在睡呢”,最后一个说“亲爱的,对不起啊忘了打电话给你了”。。。


男女差异的至理名言:

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.



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