最损人的英文绝句,保证他听不懂!

发表于:2014-04-24 11:29 [只看楼主] [划词开启]

1.

Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.

他肯定是趁救生员不备,跳进了基因池。


2.

A room temperature IQ.

和室温一样的IQ.


3.

During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.

进化时,他的祖先肯定当权。(否则他怎么能进化成人呢?)


4.

Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

他有两个脑子,一个丢了,另一个去找那个了。


5.

He's so dense, the light bends around him.

他太蠢了,光碰到他都要绕道走。


6.

If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

如果他再笨一点,就要一周给他浇两次水了。(植物需要浇水)


7.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

人家畅饮智慧之泉,他只是拿来漱了漱口。


8.

It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes".

他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。


9.

He sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.

他总是给自己设定很低很低的个人标准,然后每次都达不到。


10.

If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

如果你用一分钱买他的思想,你还能找零。


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