霸气 无脏字

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发表于:2020-07-31 20:03 [只看楼主] [划词开启]
1、你应该很喜欢健身吧,看你杠抬得不错。

You should like to keep fit. You can lift the bar well.

2、你角质层这么薄,脸皮还能这么厚。

Your cuticle is so thin, your skin can be so thick.


3、你脑袋空不要紧,关键是不要进水了。

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

4、现在的手机这么智能吗,猪都能拱字了。

Now the mobile phone is so smart, pigs can do the word.


5、你很会下厨吧,看你挺会添油加醋的。

You're good at cooking. I see you're a good cook.

6、你肺活量一定很好吧,这么能吹。

Your vital capacity must be very good. It can blow.


7、能抬起你的手吗,别用脚打了行不行。

Can you lift your hand? Don't hit me with your foot.

8、你属化肥的吗,给对面养这么肥。

Do you belong to chemical fertilizer? Feed the opposite side so fat.


9、不用问,你的学历是胎教吧。

Don't ask, your education background is fetal education.

10、你脸皮这么厚,国家怎么不研究拿你脸皮做防弹衣呢。

You are so thick skinned. Why don't the state study to use your skin as bulletproof vests.


11、你上辈子是条内裤吧,这么爱装逼。

You were a pair of underpants in your last life. You love to pretend.

12/你挺会自由潜水吧,看你脑子里进了不少水。

You know how to dive freely. You've got a lot of water in your head.


13、那么喜欢杠,你去打麻将啊。

So like the bar, you play mahjong.

14、你长得真好看,好像螳螂,脸真小。

You look so beautiful, like a mantis. Your face is so small.

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